I simply remember my FaVoRiTe ThInGs...

..and then I don't feel so bad. For your reading perusal, here is a list of my 'guilty pleasures.'

• Fortune cookies. The sayings. Not the cookies.
• Bubble baths and a good book. Simultaneously.
• Elvis movies.
• The Backstreet Boys.
• Heath Ledger singing on the stadium stairs in "10 Things I Hate About You."
• Heath Ledger dancing to "Golden Years" in A Knight's Tale.
• Naps. Any time. Any where. Any place.
• Conversation hearts. Reading them, not eating them.
• Fancy drinks with paper umbrellas.



• Chocolate covered cinnamon bears.
• Coconut and Cream Shaved Ice. With extra. cream.
• Exotic Coconut lotion from Bath and Body Works. It smells like the sno-cone tastes.
• Pageant shows about Toddlers. In. Tiaras.
• Dove Chocolate Hearts. Milk or dark. Especially the ones with sayings.

• Beverly Hills 90210.
• Gilmore Girls.
• Broadway Musicals.
• Spider Solitaire.
• Window shopping.
• Red. Velvet. Cupcakes. To. Die. For.
• Coconut. Lime. Cupcakes. Also. To. Die. For.
• Singing along with Will Smith to "Getting Jiggy Wit' It"
• Using the words "getting jiggy wit' it" in a sentence.
• Using the word 'vortex' in a sentence. i.e. My guilty pleasures are a vortex of satisfaction.
• And of course, front porch sitting.